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Post by PhoenixFeathers on Apr 6, 2015 17:00:00 GMT -5
So, I had another weirdin last night.
So I am a backyard wrestler, making towns. I apparently go to meet this pretty popular deathmatch backyarder. We hang out for a bit then go out to wrestle. During the process of stepping on the mat, I start getting attacked by ticks. Not just any ordinary "you don't know they're there until you see them" ticks. They are vicious motherfuckers. Jumping at us, attacking us. Biting, crawling. So we just up and left the ring. Went into his house, picked off all the ticks, and just hung out inside. Everything was kinda normal until he started acting paranoid about something. I guess his dad was mean toward his friends so he tried to make sure I was out of sight from his dad and snuck me out the back door.
I'd say like the next day maybe I went back over. He told me he got rid of the ticks and there were a bunch of kids there now. So we wrestled. It was a pretty good match from what I remember, but when it got done his dad unceremoniously showed up. He came into the backyard and his son started freaking out. His dad just started talking to us all, like a cool dude. We all wondered why he was so afraid of his dad, so after we talked to him we all just left.
That night we were all on xbox and everyones internet died. So we all met up in my basement and we were looking in a fuse box to try and fix the internet? Makes no sense really. So this kid is doing this crazy thing with the wires and creates this like 6 way ethernet plug running off the city's best internet, and I asked him if it was even legal and he said "IDGAF" so we all just left. Next day I went down to my basement to check on everything, and I got attacked by a monster who ended up being my brother. All was well I assume. I don't remember anything else.
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Post by Darrius "DJ" Jackson on Apr 6, 2015 19:38:11 GMT -5
So, I had another weirdin last night. So I am a backyard wrestler, making towns. I apparently go to meet this pretty popular deathmatch backyarder. We hang out for a bit then go out to wrestle. During the process of stepping on the mat, I start getting attacked by ticks. Not just any ordinary "you don't know they're there until you see them" ticks. They are vicious motherfuckers. Jumping at us, attacking us. Biting, crawling. So we just up and left the ring. Went into his house, picked off all the ticks, and just hung out inside. Everything was kinda normal until he started acting paranoid about something. I guess his dad was mean toward his friends so he tried to make sure I was out of sight from his dad and snuck me out the back door. I'd say like the next day maybe I went back over. He told me he got rid of the ticks and there were a bunch of kids there now. So we wrestled. It was a pretty good match from what I remember, but when it got done his dad unceremoniously showed up. He came into the backyard and his son started freaking out. His dad just started talking to us all, like a cool dude. We all wondered why he was so afraid of his dad, so after we talked to him we all just left. That night we were all on xbox and everyones internet died. So we all met up in my basement and we were looking in a fuse box to try and fix the internet? Makes no sense really. So this kid is doing this crazy thing with the wires and creates this like 6 way ethernet plug running off the city's best internet, and I asked him if it was even legal and he said "IDGAF" so we all just left. Next day I went down to my basement to check on everything, and I got attacked by a monster who ended up being my brother. All was well I assume. I don't remember anything else. WTF Michael PS Hayes
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Post by King Of Spice on May 31, 2015 4:32:19 GMT -5
I had the weirdest fucking dream last night that Jim Ross died in the middle of a match between Tyson Kidd and Brock Lesnar.
It seemed normal, then JR stopped talking and you could hear a thud. Jerry Lawler started panicking and saying "JR?" "JR?!", but he wasn't responding. The match stopped and doctors came down and pronounced him dead there and then. The rest of the show was announced as a "Jim Ross tribute".
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Post by Kennedy on Jun 14, 2015 5:44:01 GMT -5
I don't dream too often, but whenever I end up having a dream it gets pretty weird.
Had this one last night: I was going to Boston to a Barry Manilow concert and I was supposedly reconnecting with some old friend of mine who lived up in that area. I go through airport security and everything only to have the women tell me my passport has expired, I reply with some courtesy thanking her, I'll remember to renew it I ever travel outside the country, etc. She then says "But sir your passport is expired." I try to explain that I'm going from Texas (Somehow I lived in Texas instead of Ohio) to Massachusetts and I don't need a passport she agrees but keeps telling me its expired, after much yelling back and forth I'm allowed to go but can't take my luggage only TSA approved items. So I'm walking onto the plane with just this gallon sized bottle of Listerine while everything else is held back at the airport.
Another one from a few months ago: I was traveling through some Rainforest Jungle type area and accidently fell into some quicksand however when I did the song What a Wonder full World by Louis Armstrong started playing.
This one isn't as bizarre but still kind of weird, especially since I was on a class trip to Washington DC: I was working on some generic burger restraint like a Frishs and taking orders. However when I went to the back room to give orders to the cook I discovered that no one spoke English just Portuguese. I then tried to translate one of the orders however when I said the customer wanted a Hamburger and French Fries the cook started to slaughter a turkey. I then tried telling him again and showing him on the menu. He nodded as if he was in agreement and then started cooking Salmon. I think was screaming "Burger and Fries. It's not that hard!" It was at this time I was woken up by one of my field trip roommates telling me to be quiet. The irony is that I'm a bigger, fatter guy and they probably.thought me yelling "Burger and Fries" was attributed to me overeating. We still get a laugh out of that to this day.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 20:52:13 GMT -5
Mine was hard to remember, it had to do with the movie 'Big Fish' by Tim Burton. My brother and I were driving through the town in that film (where the old house was) and got pulled over by Helena Bonham-Carter's character. She complimented my Hybrid and gave me a ticket - for whatever reason it was my receipt to pick up three pairs of jeans I have on alteration.
Weird.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2015 20:54:43 GMT -5
Another hard one to remember, but it involved my high school, which isn't too far from where I live.
It's situated along a main road and has been closed to the public for quite some time now...but I dreamed that my brother and I (we both completed high school eons ago) were walking along the path leading up to it.
On one side there is a steep set of stairs, and in my dream we both looked at each other then the stairs and the stairs turned into brand new steel stairs, which went on forever.
Instead of taking the stairs, we continued on the path which overlooked the main road...as we walked on the path the vegetation and plant life around us made way for tentacle-like stuff that Poison Ivy from Batman deals with...
Penn and I all of a sudden had machetes and hacked these things and kept walking until we got around the school, which for some reason now had students and teachers roaming about.
We looked at each other and then at the road which was close by, and took one last look at the school and continued walking past it on the main road.
We were passed by running students heading toward the school, in groups of two up to eight or so; the last group being a pair of kids clutching their bag straps and walking, not running.
It sounds clichéd or like a movie but Penn and I walked past teenaged versions of ourselves...we turned to look and I woke up.
Sweating, mind you.
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Post by wyattg10 on Jun 30, 2015 19:59:53 GMT -5
I had a Dream of a man with about half his skull missing and he had a manager type person or just a person that was just controlling him. Now I live in a big town but in a small little street of the his city, But My street Was stretched out about a mile long and the houses were bigger. The sky had a touch of green in it. Now this man had a mask if you've ever seen the Halloween Movies and the Friday the 13th movies, It was sort of like he had a mask mix of both of them. He Controller person looked exactly like Paul Bearer he also had half a skull. Long story short this man was chasing me down my long stretched street with a huge knife. and so I locked myself in a cage behind the trees he couldn't find me. He then went into my house and I got out of the cage because I seen these two kids try to enter. I told them not to. That " he " who I referred to him Was in there they didn't believe me and One kid Entered my house I didn't hear any struggle but all I saw was the near 7 foot tall man Holding the Head of the kid that he cut off with his huge Knife.. He was coming at me and my Feet were stuck in mud and then I woke up when he was in reach of me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 1:03:42 GMT -5
Wow...just about every morning I wake up sweating, despite it being winter here...
The last dream I remember involved Will Ferrell as his character from his telenovela for some reason...my brother was there too, and we spoke Spanish, arguing why he had parked in my spot.
For whatever reason, he was joined by his character from Eastbound and Down and then we all spoke English, before turning away from each other...
Again, for some reason, I woke up sweating again.
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Post by King Of Spice on Jul 14, 2015 2:52:54 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that I wrestled Bo Dallas on an episode of Metal in 2002. William Regal was my manager.
I don't fucking know either.
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Post by Wicked on Jul 16, 2015 0:51:44 GMT -5
Wow...just about every morning I wake up sweating, despite it being winter here... The last dream I remember involved Will Ferrell as his character from his telenovela for some reason...my brother was there too, and we spoke Spanish, arguing why he had parked in my spot. For whatever reason, he was joined by his character from Eastbound and Down and then we all spoke English, before turning away from each other...Again, for some reason, I woke up sweating again. ASHLEY SHAFFER from Ashley Shaffer BMW! :o
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 1:52:46 GMT -5
Wow...just about every morning I wake up sweating, despite it being winter here... The last dream I remember involved Will Ferrell as his character from his telenovela for some reason...my brother was there too, and we spoke Spanish, arguing why he had parked in my spot. For whatever reason, he was joined by his character from Eastbound and Down and then we all spoke English, before turning away from each other...Again, for some reason, I woke up sweating again. ASHLEY SHAFFER from Ashley Shaffer BMW! :o 'I'M OLD SOUTH! I'M OLD SOUTH!' Yep, him. I haven't watched it in ages too, which is weird...
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Post by Wicked on Jul 16, 2015 1:53:50 GMT -5
ASHLEY SHAFFER from Ashley Shaffer BMW! :o 'I'M OLD SOUTH! I'M OLD SOUTH!' Yep, him. I haven't watched it in ages too, which is weird... That show was gold. I love Danny Mcbride.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 21:20:35 GMT -5
I went to bed before midnight as I always do (despite trying to sleep better) as I had to wake up early today for errands and whatnot...
I dreamt that I did everything I needed to do on Saturday morning, leaving me believing when I woke up it was actually Sunday!
Christ, that was weird.
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Post by King Of Spice on Jul 18, 2015 11:13:15 GMT -5
Here's a weird one I had last night.
I got out of bed in the dream, and everything seemed normal, except that my mom wasn't home. I walked into the bathroom, had a piss, brushed my teeth, and got dressed. I walked outside to go and feed my horses before breakfast (like I always do), but when I walked outside, everything was in this desert type place. The trees, my dad's car, and everything else was still there, but the ground was sand. I walked down the path to the horses, but the stables were gone. By this point, I was really confused, so I walked back inside my house and turned on the TV. It said "Earth left a deserted wasteland after mass terrorist attack on London". I listened to the news a little longer, and it said something about a game developer being the cause of World War 3 or some shit. I googled them on my phone, and it said something along the lines of this on their wiki.. "______ is a game development company formed in 2011." and that was it. I walked down the street a little further, and sure enough, literally all that was outside my house was desert. Eventually, a plane flew over the top of my house, and started dropping these canisters emitting purple gas. I ran away as fast as I could, but one of them exploded right next to me and I'm pretty sure I died in the dream there. I woke up basically immediately.
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Post by PhoenixFeathers on Jul 20, 2015 10:30:47 GMT -5
So I moved into a new house. The whole dream was me moving away, and I suddenly showed up inside. The house was futuristic as fuck, the coffee tables had TV's in them. There was fancy lights, nice furniture and everything was modern as fuck. I wondered how my family managed to move into such a nice house. There was a room in the house that had my Wrestling stuff in it, and I had this super big desk and somehow a bunch of brand new accessories and figures. I had so many fuckin' chairs. I then went to what my Dad was calling a "game room." It had a bunch of computers set up around the room, like 3 monitor setup PC's and my Xbox One was setup with a bug ass screen above it. I had a nice Office chair and everything was so nice. Then I woke up. Needless to say, I woke up sad.
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