UTTW Mid Week Mayhem 5-29-14

[UTTW]

sorry it's a day late
Location: Rimrock Auto Arena, Montana, America
Capacity: 13,204

Nothing in said in this show is said to express my personal views it is just used for entertainment purposes and no my views 

[Alberto Del Rio music hit]
Alberto Del Rio: Ok cut the catchphrases and all that crap at No Holds Barred i was screwed by the Shield when i was trying to help that fat slob Andre win but Jon Moxley decided to hit me then those other scumbag 1 and scumbag 2 A.K.A Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins attacked me as well. Then after that no good Cesaro won Andre attacked me and i couldn't believe it that person who was suppose to be my best friend turned his fat back on me.


[Shield Music Hits]
Jon Moxley: Alberto the reason why we attacked you is because why on earth would we want you to win when we have the chance to become world heavyweight champion didn't you already realize we used you i mean why do you think Andre attacked you it's because you didn't think he would be enough to help you win instead you needed someone who can actually beat people down. and i think i can speak for the rest of the Shield but we can't wait for Andre to beat you tonight and absolutely destroy you.

Match 1:
William Regal and British Bulldog VS Chris Jericho and Christian
Winner: Chris Jericho and Christian

Match 2:
Nikolai Volkoff VS Brian Kendrick
Winner: Nikolai Volkoff
Iron Shiek: HA HA HA did you see that did you see how Nikolai crushed that puny American and now stupid Americans please welcome SGT Slaughter
SGT Slaughter: For the past month people have been asking me why did i turn my back on America but i didn't turn my back on America America turned it's back on me for turning into such a weak country then i saw Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff the two representatives of Iran and Russia and i thought wow Iran and Russia there are two great countries not scared of anything and not a weak country like America and thats why i joined Sheik and Volkoff because all Hacksaw did was chant hooooo and usa well i think no no USA Russia and Iran are the two greatest countries in the world not USA. USA CAN BURN IN HELL.

Match 3:
Big Boss man VS Mark Henry
Winner: Mark Henry

[Backstage]
Vince: Ladies and Gentlemen my guests at this time Chris Jericho and Christian. Vince now Gentlemen on Saturday you formed a tag team and since then you have won every match and what are your thoughts on your future as a tag team
Chris Jericho: Well Vince seeing that we were both being screwed by this company we can take that anger and use it on our opponents and i think as im sure Christian does we will be Tag Team Champion
Christian: we don't care who we face we dont care on their size we will still beat them and thats why we will become tag team champions very soon.


Match 4:
Jinder Mahal VS Bret Hart
Winner: Bret Hart

[Cesaro Music hits]
Bobby Heenan: Ladies and Gentlemen may i introduce your new world heavyweight champion CESARO!!!
Cesaro: thank you and i would like to say on saturday i won the world title and i survived against something like 10-15 guys. I also think that at Road to Glory i will have to defend my title against Alberto Del Rio because he will want to try and beat me but i don't care because i don't think he will win because i will defeat him not just for me but for everyone of you fans and i know none of you want to see him as champion.

Match 5:
Andre The Giant VS Alberto Del Rio
Winner: Andre The Giant
After the Match the Shield come out and attack Andre then Alberto then look back and smirk.  

[END OF SHOW]

  

[Zee Steiner]

Right could someone lock this crap?

[UTTW]

wow so even on pfi you have to be a prick when you already hacked my account on pfitg and shut it down

[WAIF]

May 29, 2014 15:42:16 GMT -5 UTTW said:

wow so even on pfi you have to be a prick when you already hacked my account on pfitg and shut it down

Has TNA's name ever been brought up in the WWE? Hell no! So never and I mean eva eva eva eva eva eva eva. Say those 5 letters again. Using the first 3 is fine, but never the rest. *Serious Face, holding crotch and pointing with the other hand walking backwards slowly*

[gabe]

Oh he said PFTIG, what a big deal oooohhhh.

[Deleted]

So what if he said PFITG
Pic fed is the game
Pic fed is the game
Ban me.
In all seriousness, looks like he made an effort into this, we do t have to shit on it every time.

[PRIME Wrestling]

This thread is why people are leaving the site. I don't want to flashback to 2012, so all these new guys coming on the site: Shut the fuck up. All of you are being immature. Shellbomb, stay off of threads you aren't apart of. Ace, stop spamming in everything, especially in the banter. Davonni, just fucking stop. And UTTW, make one thread, and put all of these shows in ONE thread. Okay? I don't want this fucking site to go down, but we're relapsing to having stupid bullshit all of the time. Knock it off. And don't even quote this with a stupid GIF or some stupid sly remark because everyone agrees with me. I'm not even trying to do a classic Gmore flame. I'm trying to save this site.

[UTTW]

ok so from now on make one thread and put all of my episode shows in there

[WAIF]

Well I was joking, but woah k

[PRIME Wrestling]

May 30, 2014 15:16:10 GMT -5 WAIF said:

Well I was joking, but woah k

Joking is still putting mindless bullshit and egging on other immature douchebags to reply.

[WAIF]

May 30, 2014 15:30:50 GMT -5 PRIME Wrestling said:

May 30, 2014 15:16:10 GMT -5 WAIF said:

Well I was joking, but woah k

Joking is still putting mindless bullshit and egging on other immature douchebags to reply.

True. Sorry UTTW. I do like this text fed weekly thing. It's cool

[UTTW]

Cheers