Post by Kennedy on Jun 25, 2014 23:50:52 GMT -5
This information regarding the future of FWF was obtained from an alternate source that wishes to remain anonymous. With that said we shall proceed right along.
Over the last few months FWF Chairman Jacob McGimsey and WAFF Chairman Jake Biel have been in business in Chicago dealing pot and business stars. However Jacob McGimsey has reported this causing a ton of stress and hardships on his personal life and family, forcing the two to part. Jacob McGimsey has bought out the WAFF and combined it's roster with FWF's.
FWF Chairman is rumored to have multiple PPV's scheduled over the remainder of the year. Due to a predetermined rise in popularity FWF will become a "Pic Fed Monopoly" this will then lead Troy to give a last resort to try and still outperform FWF causing him to film a PPV titled "We Don't Need a Ring, Stage, Camera, or Even Figures to Put on a Show!" Unfortunately Troy will not be able compete with the mega powers of FWF causing TNF to retire.
Then in the spirit of trying to maintain the "Classic Pic-Feding Style" John Mondelli is going to revive FWI from it's death to try and promote the spirit of Pic-Feding, however due to the fact that John has to put real life stuff on the backburner to work on his "Emo" lifestyle and image (Promoted by his aunt. The family that get pierces together stays together!")
Next, FWF's next target is EWF. FWF is going to invest in an elaborate, high quality, ballroom table. Which is sure to tops Harrison's kitchen table. Since Harrison will be nothing without EWF "EWF Selp Help" will become "EWF's Self Pleasure". This will lead to once again another instance of FWF dominating another Fed.
Continuing on is FWF's biggest challenge yet. WCFW. Actually this biggest challenge becomes a kickback, relax, and grab yourself a beverage type of deal. And McGimsey ends up trading a Domino's Pizza and a Jeff Hardy fig for Mike's Roster (Most important is the fact that FWF has acquired Mike Knox! Yay baby!)
JK, Love you all. <3
Over the last few months FWF Chairman Jacob McGimsey and WAFF Chairman Jake Biel have been in business in Chicago dealing pot and business stars. However Jacob McGimsey has reported this causing a ton of stress and hardships on his personal life and family, forcing the two to part. Jacob McGimsey has bought out the WAFF and combined it's roster with FWF's.
FWF Chairman is rumored to have multiple PPV's scheduled over the remainder of the year. Due to a predetermined rise in popularity FWF will become a "Pic Fed Monopoly" this will then lead Troy to give a last resort to try and still outperform FWF causing him to film a PPV titled "We Don't Need a Ring, Stage, Camera, or Even Figures to Put on a Show!" Unfortunately Troy will not be able compete with the mega powers of FWF causing TNF to retire.
Then in the spirit of trying to maintain the "Classic Pic-Feding Style" John Mondelli is going to revive FWI from it's death to try and promote the spirit of Pic-Feding, however due to the fact that John has to put real life stuff on the backburner to work on his "Emo" lifestyle and image (Promoted by his aunt. The family that get pierces together stays together!")
Next, FWF's next target is EWF. FWF is going to invest in an elaborate, high quality, ballroom table. Which is sure to tops Harrison's kitchen table. Since Harrison will be nothing without EWF "EWF Selp Help" will become "EWF's Self Pleasure". This will lead to once again another instance of FWF dominating another Fed.
Continuing on is FWF's biggest challenge yet. WCFW. Actually this biggest challenge becomes a kickback, relax, and grab yourself a beverage type of deal. And McGimsey ends up trading a Domino's Pizza and a Jeff Hardy fig for Mike's Roster (Most important is the fact that FWF has acquired Mike Knox! Yay baby!)
JK, Love you all. <3
